Friday, June 1, 2012

Blog.S. Airs

Written May 11th

“Hello.  Get your tickets over there. We will be departing the airport at precisely 9:15 AM.”

“Good morning.  And welcome to U.S. Airways.  I’ll take your luggage.  Please put all liquid items, or metalics into this tray.  thank you.  Please take off your shoes.  Next!”

“…Hello, and welcome to U.S. Airways, non-stop flight to Hawaii. Take off will be in five minutes.”

“Please fasten your seat belts. Please put your trays in the upright position. We are about to take off.  thank you, and have a great flight!”

“The pilot has turned off the seat belt sign.”

“Approximately ten minutes till landing.”

“Please put your trays in the upright position.  We are about to land.  Please fasten your seat belts.”

“Thank you for choosing U.S. airways non-stop flight to Hawaii.”

“Welcome to Hawaii! Aloha.”

“Welcome to the Hawaiian resort.  May I take your bags? Someone is waiting for you in apartment 1-b.”

Well hello there!  Come in, come in! Please, put down your bags.  Have a seat!  How was your week?  Mine was fun…but busy…what with being in theater and all!  But enough about me! How was your flight to Hawaii!?  Well, we are going to have so much fun here.  The pools, the ocean, the sun, the sand!…hey! Speaking of Hawaii, yesterday, my family and I, had a Hawaii day at “school”!  It was to celebrate Fr. Damian day. We dressed in homemade grass skirts, and wore tropical shirts, and had a Hawaiian meal.  then, I baked some colorful cookies.  It was a lot of fun!

While you’re here, why don’t I tell you about the poem I wrote last week.  Oh, it is a nice poem I wrote about theater.  I think it is quite good.  Well, here it is:

Big and wide
Today I will go inside.

Talk very loud!
You must be heard!
Project, project!
Your every word!

Show your emotion
On your face,
Make everyone see,
When you go in this place.

Your no longer yourself,
But you know who you are.
Make everyone know too,
Cause now you’re a star!

This place where you’ll go,
I will now write on this page…
Yes both you and I know,
I’m going ONSTAGE!

Did you like it? Speaking of writing, how about a story? Oh, I have one. It is one that I wrote for school.  You see, in my writing book, they gave me a story (bold) and I had to finish it (not bold).  So here it is…sit back in that leather chair, and feel the breeze from the fan, and listen….

“When the man brought me home from the pound, I realized he had a lot to learn.  He knew almost nothing about how to train dogs. 
At first, I thought it would be easy to train him, but after the second day, I knew I had a real job on my paws.  One of the first things that I had to teach him, was when to let me out.  He was a very slow learner.  I didn’t want to, but sometimes, I had to scratch on the door to get him to act right.
Another problem I had, was teaching him about fresh water.  The first day, he came to me, with a pretty, metallic, shiny bowl, that read: “angel”.  I got exited.  The first drink of water at this new home.  He brought it outside. I watched him from the window.  I saw him pick up a dirty hose. The nozzle was filthy.  “no! no!” I thought.  “not the hose!”  Then, he turned on the water.  If he thought he could get away with giving me water from the hose, he was gonna have to think again! 
“Come on angel!” he said “drink the water.  It’s good for you.  Nice and fresh.”
Nice and fresh?!  Good for me?!  What a liar!  And he actually wanted me to drink that!  Not happening!  I guess today, my name was going to be a lie.  I put my front paw on the brim of the bowl, and pushed down.  The water came tumbling out.
“Bad girl!” he shouted.  While I was thinking “bad girl? No…bad man!”  then, I grabbed the bowl in my teeth it kept slipping.  I bit his pants.  And looked at the bowl.  He picked it up and headed for the door.  “Oh no you don’t!” I thought “you are not getting more hose water!” I bit his pants and dragged him to the fridge.  quite a job!  Then I clawed at the door.  He looked at the fridge, then at the bowl, and then at me.  We stood there for 19 seconds.  I couldn’t believe this guy!  Finally it kicked in.  He filled my bowl with nice clean fresh, cold fridge water.  I licked it with pleasure.  Then, he said “bed time!”  Oh boy, where did this guy think I was sleeping.  He walked over to the door. He pulled my bed behind him. “Um no.”  I barked and ran to another room.  His TV room I guess.  He followed.  When he caught our with me, I grabbed the bed from him, and laid it down under the “dining room” table.  He turned off the light.  Said “good night angel”  and left the room.  I ran after him “what?” he asked.  I licked his hand.  Then I ran back to my bed.  That was enough  training for today.  I closed my eyes.  The last thought I had before I fell asleep was “dog training? More like people training!”

Did you like it?  Well, it is almost 4:00...So what do you say we hit the beach?  Alright…I’ll meet you there!  Bye!  Oh, I sent some postcards, from my times at home.  Want to see?



Postcard Gallery
Game Break!
Baby has fun waking me up

Mother's Day

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